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'its not one of those bets is it? like in 'she's all that' where they try kid the ugly girl she's attractive?'

'i don't think that happens in real life. especially not in yours. you don't wear glasses, it couldn't happen to you. she wouldn't have been able to take them off at the end and walk as though she knew where she was going, especially in high heels'

'what if she had contacts?'

'well just because someone takes their glasses off and puts contacts in doesn't mean they're suddenly beautiful. even if they straighten their frizzy hair and put a dress on. it's a bit like polishing a turd, it can't be done.

'in real life people have no fun because they stay away from bets like that because in order to win, they would actually have to shag an ugly girl'